. (squiguana) wrote in memoriae,
.
squiguana
memoriae

I'm as bored as fuck at work, so I'm going to write rubbish poetry and pass it off as Memoriae-worthy. (Plus, this place is like...DEAD! HELLO! IT LIVES!! WITH POOJA'S CRAPPY POETRY!!)

Ode To Fashley

Oh Fashley you flashy little flasher
How I love thee!
But nana asks, sadly
Tears trickling down her face..
Fashley, you disgrace
WHY DO YOU FLASH??
IS IT FOR CASH???

the frog nation arises in anger
they are wankers of the first water
fashley, their first daughter
DO NOT *hurt* FASHLEY
WE SHALL KILL YOU HARSHLY.

Ode to Shauna

Shauna doesn't rhyme with much.
Actually, neither does much.
Shauna is TRULY innocent!
Let's give her a present!
SHAUNA
SUBPOENA???
wtf
ftw
La la la la~

Shauna used to have a purple cow.
But ah, where is it NOW???
Oh noble purple cow
someone will have your babies
and then...they'll give you rabies.

Ode to Dan
Dan calls me farter
But I know I'm smarter
than to fart in front of him.

He knows Kaif
I am Kaif's wife (lol really)
Kumble
Humble Kumble bowled a ball
and took a tiny tumble.


Ode to DC

DC IS A BAD MAN ^____^
DC IS A SAD MAN ;____;
DC IS A RASMUS HOOKER
JESUS CHRIST, WHAT RHYMES WITH HOOKER??

I'm so sorry Dee Cee
But humans cannot have intercourse with cockroaches
It's not ethical.
Maybe...
In another life.



;_______________________; EVERYBODY! Join me! Write poetry with me! I'm...I'm really bad at this aren't I. =( gosh i sux.

i sux
lyk trux
influx
of POO!

wen i wuz baby
u noe juz maybe
i wore diaper
one day eoff sniper
came an shoot hole
and diaper wuz stole

.....No, I'm really going to stop now.

Ode to Self
Roses are red, violets are blue.
Your poetry sucks, but not you! ♥

Goodbye everybody. I'm sorry. >_< I deserve to be fired. Right now. FIRE ME.

Edit: (One more emo poem! ^_^ plz!)

Emo Poem
sometimes i want to die
and i cry and cry and cry
sometimes i h8 u all
i feel so small, so small
sometimes i feel so bald
so dead, so young, so old
and i am cold.
and i am old.
and i am sold.
and i am bold.
and i am rolled
around this confusing crazy scary frightening world
and i want to slit my wrist and die
and i cry and cry and cry and cry and cry
FUCK YOU WORLD
FUCK YOU!!!!!!!1111111111111111111 FUCK YOU!!!!!!!11111111
I H8 YOU1111111111
I DUN WANNA LIVE NO MORE
FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!1111
I H8 YOU I H8 EVERYBODT
NOBODY LOVES ME EVERBODY H8S ME
LET ME DIE
let me die
let me stab my toe and die
let me die
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